For those of you who don’t know, “wearable” sex toys (aka. Teledildonics) are vibrators that will stay inside of you while you go about your day (and can be controlled through a smartphone app or remote controls).
And while the titillation of just wearing them out in public is often enough, couples sometimes want spicier activities or adventures. Here are some fun escapades you can try…
12 TELEDILDONICS GAMES
1. ENDURANCE GAMES
You can’t show any reaction when the toy is on. If you do, you must pay a penalty. Example: take a shot, confess a secret, perform a dare, owe a favor etc. Locations can be anywhere – quiet restaurant, party, club, dinner with friends etc.
An adaptation of endurance can include, “Strike a Pose” — where the wearer must hold a pose for X-minutes while the toy is on.
2. GUESS WHO
Couples mingle. One person has a remote and randomly turns it on. Another person is wearing a toy. Others have to guess who’s wearing the toy. Right guesses gain a prize while incorrect guesses gain a penalty.
3. WALK THE LINE
See if you can walk a straight line while your toy is being controlled.
4. SPIN THE BOTTLE
Simple, but spinning a bottle and whoever it lands on gets to control the toy for X-minutes, seeing if they can make the person orgasm.
5. SEXY ROULETTE
An alternative to “Spin the Bottle”, make labels with toy instructions (leave on high for 30 sec, make a pattern, try a public pattern etc.) put in a circle and spin a bottle in the middle. Perform whatever instructions it points to. The goal can be to organs or not orgasm with prizes or penalties. They can be chastising big penis or just pinching small nipples.
Not so much a game as just publically using the toy – Make a coupon book with toy promises or instructions. The wearer can hand in whatever card they want the controller to perform.
Using regular dice (or role-playing dice which have more sides), each number is a vibration level you will turn the toy up or down to. If your toy has more than one function, roll two dice.
8. SIMON SAYS
While wearing a toy the person must play Simon Says. Sounds simple, but pleasure can be a big distraction.
9. HAND OVER CONTROL
Harder, but fun. Give the remote to the wearer and have he/she increase or decrease levels. Have the other person try to guess what level it’s on. This is easier if you can agree on set levels ahead of time.
10. GUESS THAT SONG
Agree on a limited playlist beforehand (eg. No more than 5-10 very different songs). While wearing the toy, and having it synced to one song, the wearer guesses which tune.
11. KARAOKE CHALLENGE
Send the wearer up to sing a karaoke song (while wearing the toy) and see if they can get through it without cracking their voice, forgetting a line, or orgasming.
12. WHEN THEY SAY
While out in public, choose a word (or even a sound) and every time you hear it, set the toy off for a couple of seconds. Car horns during rush hour … is just mean (or nice).
MAKE A PRIZE WHEEL OR SPINNER
For users who are DIY inclined, look up instructions for making a “prize wheel” or “spinner” to make instructions, prizes, or penalties easier to handle while in public.
Cut a circle from firmer paper, divide it into slices and write whatever information you want. Push a thumbtack or coin through the middle. This makes a simple spinning top. Place something small on the table that serves as the “stopping point.”
Alternatively, instead of a pin, you can place a fidget spinner on top of the paper disc and put a dot on one arm as the stopping point.
PINTEREST SEARCH: “Spinners” will yield some good results.
INSTEAD OF A SPINNER, get a deck of play cards and write whatever instructions, prizes, or penalties on each one and randomly draw. Easy to carry around and offers more options.
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Do you have any fun, wearable sex toy games that you can play in public (and not get arrested)?